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Stop Snoring – Solutions to Cure Deafening Snores!

Admin — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:24:11 +0000

So how do you stop you or your partner from snoring the roof off your home?

One solution is to get the newest product on the market called a Snorekit. This product claims to be simple, effective and proven low cost stop snoring mouthpiece. This device works by advancing the lower jaw forward a few millimetres to help free the air intake and release the tongue. The reason this works is because during deep sleep, the muscles in your throat relax and your tongue moves backward which reduces the size of the air passage.

The reason people snore is because when the air passes over this region it causes vibrations which gives the sound to snoring. According to Snorekit, there are only three ways to cure snoring: surgically, forced ventilation with continuous positive airway pressure devices, and lastly mandibular advancement devices like their own.

For those of you who are looking to stop snoring and are interested in purchasing a Snorekit, all you have to do is visit www.stopsnoring.co.za and order the kit online. If you cannot afford to purchase a snoring devise, then have no fear, there are some other natural solutions for you.

Firstly, your diet is crucial and many recommend avoiding dairy foods before bedtime as they induce mucus build-up. Other suggestions include losing weight if you are carrying more weight than normal as this will increase the space within your air passage, and not eating a big meal before bedtime.

The way in which you sleep can also cause snoring. If you generally sleep on your back and have a tendency to snore then why not try sleeping on your side. Many people advise strapping balls to your back so that you cannot sleep on them in order to prevent snoring.

Drinking alcohol just before you go to sleep can also cause snoring, as can sleeping tablets as both are muscle relaxers and therefore limit your air passage way inside your throat and chest. For more information on how to cure your snoring why not visit your physician who may be able to prescribe you anti-snoring pills, anti-snoring nasal sprays or other remedies which you may not have thought or heard of.

And for a bit of a laugh, just to prove that it’s not just us humans that growl at night, here’s a video proving that some animals snore too!

The Snoring Duck Video:

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Things To Do When You Are Bored

Admin — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:39:21 +0000

Things to do when you are bored may seem hard to find for a lot of people so what better place to look for what you can keep yourself busy with than right here on the Internet. You may be sitting at work right now on your pc and either do not feel like working or have no work to do at the moment. Or maybe you are at home and there is nothing on television and your friends are busy doing other stuff, or you have no worthwhile friends at the moment, whatever the reason, here is a list containing some suggestions of what to do when you are feeling bored.

Search through The Slimfish Files – Ok, of course we would put this at top of the list. The Slimfish Files is a website full of useful, and not so useful, information on everything, anything and nothing you need to know about.
Organise a surprise party for yourself – Turn off all the lights and hide, wait a few minutes before creeping to the light switch and flicking the lights on. Shout ‘Surprise’ and act as shocked as you can.
Glue a coin to the floor with super strong super glue and hide somewhere close by to have a laugh watching people trying to pick it up.
Phone companies and when they answer the phone start whistling and singing softly as if you are browsing around a shop with no intention of buying. When the person asks ‘Can I help you’, tell them ‘no thanks, just browsing’. See how long you can keep them before they hang up.
Buy some minature marshmallows and jam them into your nose and sneeze them out again. See how many you can do at a time.
When someone says ‘have a nice day’ tell them you have other plans.
Pay your electricity bill in 5 cent coins.
Go to your nearest MacDonalds drive thru, go around the drive-thru in reverse. Or, wait until it gets really busy and pretend to break down at the window where you are supposed to pay. Lift the bonnet, get out of the car and pretend to start working on the engine.
Go to a popular shop in a mall or something. Pretend you’re deaf and ask a salesperson to explain a product to you by writing it down on a piece of paper. Let it carry on for sometime, at some point they are bound to forget you are deaf and ask you a question, answer them normally with something like ‘Thank You, but this is nothing like what I am looking for’, then walk straight out of the shop.
See how close you can get your elbow to your mouth
Learn the alphabet backwards and impress your friends at parties
See how long you can hold an ice cube in each hand for
Try to peel a banana with your feet
Turn on the television, put it on mute and make up your own words for different characters, try to change voices for each character
Pretend to fall over in a public place and see if anyone offers help
Put your clothes on backwards and when people comment on it tell them you thought something felt a bit wrong. Tell them you felt like you weren’t sure if you were coming or going

This is just a short list with a few suggestions so we hope you found a few things in there that have helped in some way. At least if we haven’t managed to suggest anything that takes your fancy, we have taken up a few minutes of your time with our list of things to do when you are bored.

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Youtube Mririan

Admin — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:31:45 +0000

The youtube mririan video files are for die hard fans of this popular young girl and watching mririan’s youtube clips it’s hard to see how or why she has built up such a major worldwide fan base.

If you’ve ever experimented with hallucinetic drugs then watching the youtube mririan video’s is about as close as you’ll get while you’re straight! She is a little bit strange it has to be said. Cute sometimes but pretty scary at others and definitely all hippy trippy. I’m thinking maybe mririan is conducting some major mass social experiment with her youtube mririan clips.

In her youtube clips mririan doesn’t seem to do a lot except mess around with different facial expressions and pop the old “peace” sign for us every now and then. It freaks me out a bit, she looks like one of the characters from Dragonball Z and I’m sure she knows something we don’t!

If you need abit of a laugh or you’re into checking out people getting famous for doing bugger all and in this case not even speaking English when she does speak, then be sure to check out the youtube mririan files. Sample below.

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